The Rules of Thailand

Rule #1: Take your shoes off when entering a house, unless you do not like who lives there

Rule #2: Bread is not for breakfast, or any part of a normal meal. It is just for snacking

Rule #3: (Nanny you will love this one) When ordering a Thai meal your entree is served in the middle of the table for everyone to enjoy.

Rule #4: NEVER leave your car in park unless you want to be called a dirty name (If you don't like where someone is parked you just push the car away. Video to follow.)

Rule #5: Need to get somewhere quick with your child but only have a flat bed truck with no seatbelts? No worries! Just strap your young child to the side rail with a bungee cord! Safety First!

Rule #6: Eat first, ask later. Pray the answer doesn't bring it back up

Ruly #7: Don't think that because you are from Texas that you can handle any spicy sauce. Try it FIRST and then pour it over your whole meal (Kayla)

Rule #8: Do not let Kayla hold a fish

Rule #9: Don't try to enter a temple or palace with your elbows showing you dirty skank

Rule #10: Learn to speak Thai before traveling to Thailand...or make sure to have Tup on speed dial